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Awesome food and drinks! Also amazing site, still running strong circa 1999! Love it.
San Francisco, CA USA - Tuesday, July 18, 2023 at 12:45:59 (PDT)

We have two extra tickets for the 2018 Beer Revival. Also two extra shuttle tickets. I don't really want to sell separately, so $75.00 per ticket will include the sold out shuttle ticket. email me at carguy33 at sbcglobal dot net. cheers!
Dublin, CA USA - Monday, August 06, 2018 at 18:29:19 (PDT)

2 VIP tickets available for Russian River Beer Revival & BBQ Cook Off. Friends decided to miss out on the best beer festival there is. If you're interested... hatinassavery@aol.com
Berkeley , Ca USA - Sunday, August 06, 2017 at 19:08:26 (PDT)

Love your coffee
Portland, Or USA - Tuesday, August 01, 2017 at 11:16:19 (PDT)

My wife is getting a year older and we are heading your way to celebrate in a few weeks time. Can't wait. Your profanity astounds;)
SF, CA USA - Sunday, March 05, 2017 at 21:52:16 (PST)

Hope you are staying as dry as possible!
Napa, CA USA - Tuesday, January 10, 2017 at 11:05:02 (PST)

Hi. I am looking for 2 tickets to the beer revival this year. If anyone has an extra pair they are looking to sell please let me know! I really want to join in the fun again this year.
Healdsburg, Ca USA - Thursday, July 07, 2016 at 11:27:25 (PDT)

My brother and I took our mom out for Mother's Day and we decided to stop in for a pint! We never expected to have such an awesome time. Elvis was a riot, he came over and sang to both my 16 year old daughter and my mom, then made my mom get up and dance. This was the most inviting, family friendly pub I have ever seen, and the food was amazing too. I'd truly like to say thank you to the very friendly staff and to Elvis & the Band. I wish I could post photo's and video here. I gave my daughter some Jackson's to drop into the Bands tip jar and Elvis said to her, "Wow, thank you very much. I want to marry everyone in your family"! ROFLMAO, best day ever ~
Sheri's thankful son, Scott ~
Martinez, Ca USA - Tuesday, May 10, 2016 at 14:50:26 (PDT)

We had a great time celebrating Mother's Day with stump town and Elvis! We had two grandmas myself and my three boys and everyone had a blast!! I feel the need to compliment the band and the lead singers energy and engaging with all the audience children too! My mother in law is87, she sang along to every song and danced with elvis!to see her having that much fun was a blessing, and I just want to thank you my kids said it was the best Mother's Day ever..
Heather gerraci
Novato, Ca USA m - Monday, May 09, 2016 at 22:57:17 (PDT)

We walked in on Monday afternoon and got a sweet & happy greeting from a girl at the podium. We walked over to the chalk board, checked out the beers- then on to the bar to order...the waitress - looked our direction, but not at us, then picked up a piece of paper and read, then wrote something on it. She then went out to the patio, so we followed her out there, thinking, maybe we are suppose to order out here--- No, she said hi to a couple of guys that walked in, then disappeared--- Re-appeared with their beers and back out the side of the bar she went. We figured she just didn't want our money...which was ok, because we really didn't want to spend it there. What disappointment though---your brewery was highly recommended. Maybe she was just having a bad day? So sad. You do have a great location! We would have liked to try a beer along with the view.
Reno, NV USA - Thursday, August 27, 2015 at 16:30:48 (PDT)

LOVED this place! Beer was wonderful, the weather was great and can't beat the scenery! We stopped on our honeymoon roadtrip and it is definitely a place to come back to. Good job! Thank you!
Brooklyn Park, MN USA - Wednesday, June 24, 2015 at 16:27:12 (PDT)

Looking forward to my first visit in July! Cheers!
Mount Vernon, Ohio USA - Sunday, June 07, 2015 at 04:51:16 (PDT)

YAYYYY!!! For the 3rd year. I was able to get my tickets on line. In the past, before they stopped, I had to go to the Bay Area and purchase at a bar. Can't wait. Not a beer drinker. But there are some good flavored beers (tried the watermelon flavor last time). The BBQ are great!!! The bands are great!!! Now I can book my reservations for camping!!!!
Sandra Dee
Fresno, CA USA - Friday, June 05, 2015 at 13:42:19 (PDT)

Will be there in July, 1st time visit!
Fremont, Oh USA - Tuesday, May 12, 2015 at 13:58:20 (PDT)

The deck, the view, that gorgeous man ... I must have been drinking bliss beer.
Petaluma, CA USA - Monday, April 06, 2015 at 15:32:52 (PDT)

It is a bloody shame that we are not given more time to enjoy the wisdom that in some, takes a lifetime to acquire. And there is the rub.
Felix Bartholomew
Forestville, CA USA - Friday, December 12, 2014 at 12:35:59 (PST)

Get ready, I'll be there in 7 days
Brian Bear
Visalia, CA USA - Wednesday, August 06, 2014 at 23:05:22 (PDT)

Do you have live music on the weekends?
Point Richmond, ca USA - Monday, July 21, 2014 at 12:01:33 (PDT)

My labs do not like to fly either. They would prefer to drive and I mean "they" want to do the driving.
Morgan City, LA USA - Monday, May 12, 2014 at 11:10:41 (PDT)

I stopped by a couple of times in March and had fun talking with people there. I noticed they had a pen for dogs. I don't think it can hold my two labs though. Not only do they weigh over 110lbs, but I even have trouble keeping them in my own yard.
Morgan City, LA USA - Monday, May 12, 2014 at 11:07:32 (PDT)

Wow as a "Local" I can't believe this dead wall...

Come on now People!!!
Cazadero, CA USA - Friday, April 18, 2014 at 00:09:26 (PDT)

I just saw two tickets for the Beer Revival for sale on craigslist for $75 each. I sure hope someone picks them up before Beth sees them.
El Stumpo
Guerneville, CA USA - Sunday, July 14, 2013 at 07:45:09 (PDT)

Beer Festival sold out within a minute? I sure hope I do not see tickets for sale on craigslist......
Napa, CA USA - Friday, June 14, 2013 at 13:50:42 (PDT)

Are you the Brewers of The Ultimate Six Pack - Wanker Lite? If so, where can it be obtained?
Ruby Red Devon
Bideford, UK - Friday, April 19, 2013 at 09:10:14 (PDT)

Peter, Read your "saga", quite an adventure you had getting up and running, looking good. Regards, Alymar
Alymar Kean
Homosassa, FL 34448, fl USA - Tuesday, February 05, 2013 at 07:24:52 (PST)

Just sitting here drinking a delightful Terminator Stout (though I miss your lovely sexy Black Lager), thumbing through the aug/Sept issue of Northwest Brewing News and was happy to see my beloved Stumptown made the map (of course not AT ALL surprised)!!! Thinking of you though I'm far from the river!!! Cheers!
Portland, OR USA - Friday, August 10, 2012 at 14:45:31 (PDT)

The tickets sold out the first day, this event is VERY popular. Sorry.
Get'm early!
Rohnert Park, California USA - Wednesday, August 01, 2012 at 20:11:17 (PDT)

Can't wait to visit soon (going camping in a couple of weeks). I think your place is really great & I appreciate the area for the dogs! Please make sure the Malibu Black is nice & stocked, cuz mama is gonna DRANK!
Oakland, CA USA - Thursday, June 28, 2012 at 14:11:59 (PDT)

Any explaination for the lack of online tickets available for this year's Revival? Very SAD : (
Castro Valley, CA USA - Thursday, June 21, 2012 at 09:10:59 (PDT)

Hats off to Deanna, Mark and Peter for another wonderful and successful Beer Fest. As Director of Senior Services for West County Community Services, I want to Thank all of you who made this event possible. The seniors of our community are truly lucky to have Special Friends like you.Once again it was a pleasure and honor to work with you on this wonderful event. Love and Hugs, Diane
Diane Spain
Guerneville, CA USA - Thursday, September 08, 2011 at 15:11:55 (PDT)

Can't wait for the beer revival in a few hours. Coming w/ my friends Conrad, Lisa, & Fred. Thanks to Mike for the tix & especially for selling them at face value. To all the jerks on CL trying to get double the value, I hope you're still holding your tix come beer & bbq time. You should be ashamed of yourselves. Party starts in 11.5 hours....WooHoo!
Windsor, CA USA - Saturday, August 20, 2011 at 00:34:05 (PDT)

Are there any extra tickets for BBQ team members?
Santa Rosa, CA USA - Tuesday, August 09, 2011 at 12:39:47 (PDT)

We just had a short stay on tuesday but my bro's and I were impressed that you remembered us from the year before. We have a great tradition visiting your brewery while escaping from the Bohemian Grove for a couple hours. See you in july 2012 "The Beck Brothers"
Ron Beck
Seattle, WA USA - Thursday, July 28, 2011 at 15:35:25 (PDT)

Well Peter you effin Wanker. How longs has it been. Need to stop by to say hi to some good ole friends. Take Care see ya soon!!!
Frank the Portagee
Fairfield, CA USA - Tuesday, May 31, 2011 at 19:34:59 (PDT)

I can't wait for the rib cookoff! Just a shout out from team Hella Grubbin' Love the beer at Stumptown! Rockin'
Sebastopol, CA USA - Monday, May 09, 2011 at 15:02:06 (PDT)

Are you just like Frank?

A man walks out to the street and manages to get a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, 'Perfect timing. You're just like Frank.'

Passenger: 'Who?'

Cabbie: 'Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything right all the time.Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Frank Feldman every single time.'

Passenger: 'There are always a few clouds over everybody.'

Cabbie: 'Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy.'

Passenger: 'Sounds like he was something really special.

Cabbie: 'There's more... He had a memory like a computer. Could remember everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman, he could do everything right.'

Passenger: 'Wow, some guy then.'

Cabbie: 'He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid Traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too - He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman'

Passenger: 'An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?'

Cabbie: 'Well, I never actually met Frank, he died. I married his @#$%&** widow.
USA - Tuesday, December 28, 2010 at 07:45:18 (PST)

this place is missing something where are the hookers!
big tim
sf, `i USA - Wednesday, December 01, 2010 at 17:46:07 (PST)

Thanks for the beer Richard!
USA - Wednesday, November 03, 2010 at 20:59:36 (PDT)

Hi Richard, see you at Happy Hour!
USA - Saturday, October 30, 2010 at 14:01:12 (PDT)

Hi! I just got a new computer. A free beer to the first of my friends who see this note!!
Richard "Destroyer" Smith
Gurneville, Ca USA - Sunday, October 24, 2010 at 12:01:39 (PDT)

T'y'all who partayed with the KING at Stumptown last BeerFest Saturday, thankyaverimuch for rockin'out!!
On behalf of the Band n'myself, y'all gave us a GREAT time n' GIRLZ, ah'll seey'all after the show!!
AllwaysElvis loves Stumptown so thankyaverimuch t'Stumptowner peeps.
Seey'all next year....as allways,
Memphis, TN USA - Thursday, August 26, 2010 at 20:11:06 (PDT)

Beer Revival!!!!
Delinquent Billy
Monte Rio, CA USA - Saturday, August 21, 2010 at 10:11:57 (PDT)

Will you have the world cup on the tube?
San Francisco, CA USA - Wednesday, June 09, 2010 at 16:24:32 (PDT)
You Bet ... Well, the 11:30 games.

Just another night at the gym!!!!!!
Guerneville, Ca USA - Tuesday, April 20, 2010 at 00:04:27 (PDT)

I had an awesome birthday out here last October, I think my cake may have ended up in the fridge and never collected I was pretty gone that night due to the excellent bartending skills of sir Eric. I will definitely be making sure I attend the beer revival this year as I missed it last year and showed up after to find a huge number of highly attractive women and empty kegs. I wish you guys would bottle some stuff though as I keep telling customers at work (bottle barn in Santa Rosa) about all of the wonderful beers and people to be found inside this establishment. Anywho bye for now. - Tom
Forestville, ca USA - Tuesday, April 06, 2010 at 14:27:41 (PDT)

Abraham Lincoln (February 12, 1809 – April 15, 1865)
Happy Birthday Mr. President.
USA - Friday, February 12, 2010 at 08:44:16 (PST)

Ronald Wilson Reagan (February 6, 1911– June 5, 2004)
Happy Birthday Mr President.
USA - Saturday, February 06, 2010 at 09:55:19 (PST)

What the hell kind of name is Stump?
Matt Stump
Brookings, Oregon USA - Wednesday, December 30, 2009 at 20:38:27 (PST)

Going to be moving out there in a week. Can't wait to try your beers. Hope to stop in around the 10th or so. See ya soon!
Steve B.
Saint Paul, MN USA - Sunday, December 27, 2009 at 12:55:01 (PST)

Peter & Deanna - Thank you for taking the time on a Saturday and putting together an amazing afternoon for our group. Everybody had such a great time hanging out on your patio consuming the delicious beers and food.

The info from your tour was great for our homebrewer to aspiring pro brewer set.

I would encourage any beer club or beer enthusiast for that matter to visit - It is just an awesome place to drink a beer. Period.

Thank you once again!

Silicon Valley Sudzers
Silicon Valley Sudzers
Mountain View, CA USA - Sunday, October 18, 2009 at 10:55:25 (PDT)

Dear Peter, Deanna and Mark,
You are the greatest without doubt. The seniors of our community are so lucky to have such supportive friends like you. Words can't describe the warmth in our hearts and the "Thanks" that we have for you. Love ya, Diane and Gang
Diane Spain
Guerneville, CA USA - Wednesday, September 02, 2009 at 11:07:14 (PDT)

I own Stumpy's Blues Bar in Arlington Texas...how cool would it be to serve your beer in my establishment!!
bikerornot.com/stumpysbluesbar or myspace.com/stumpysblues
Arlington, TX USA - Thursday, August 06, 2009 at 12:51:20 (PDT)

Just read about the fossil fuel beer in Wired. Cannot wait to try it!
San Francisco, CA USA - Monday, August 03, 2009 at 19:07:30 (PDT)

I am very eager to try the Fossil Fuel and will be making a special trip very soon!
San Rafael, CA USA - Monday, August 03, 2009 at 18:16:15 (PDT)

Just read about your Fossil Fuel Ale. Hope to come taste it some time.
Berkeley, CA USA - Monday, August 03, 2009 at 13:51:38 (PDT)

The best pulled pork sandwich for miles, excellent beers, great music and a perfect patio for hangin' out on a summer day - what else do you need??? Thanks and keep up the good work!
Santa Rosa, CA USA - Sunday, July 12, 2009 at 17:40:52 (PDT)

Man I miss the great time I had there a couple years back! I need to come back for a visit! Soon!
Jason M.
Willamina, oregon USA - Thursday, February 26, 2009 at 15:01:28 (PST)

Hey Peter, you got any condoms behind the bar yet?
USA - Saturday, November 15, 2008 at 14:21:44 (PST)


We've never played poker using condoms as chips! NEVER!
Cazadero, CA USA - Friday, January 30, 2009 at 00:23:15 (PST)

Thanks for putting the site up. A friend and I were trying to do something similar only to have things fall through. BBQ and beer the perfect pairing! Late.
Des Moines, IA USA - Thursday, January 29, 2009 at 17:01:51 (PST)

When the hell are you going to schedule the beer revival and bbq cook off? Some of us need to plan our summers...
Petaluma, CA USA - Wednesday, January 21, 2009 at 15:35:17 (PST)

Hey, where's the bartender bio page?
Lance Manion
Gville, CA USA - Friday, December 19, 2008 at 17:47:03 (PST)

Just got back from driving through the rain to acquire your amazing pork sandwich!
It's nice to know I don't have to fly to Memphis, as you guys really know how to Q.

Calistoga, CA USA - Friday, December 14, 2008 at 20:16:25 (PST)

Pliney The Elder muthafuckas. Best beer i ever had. Get with it guys. Brew me something like that bitches.

PS nice redesign on the site.
Not Guerenville, USA - Wednesday, December 03, 2008 at 21:33:25 (PST)

Hey Peter, you got any condoms behind the bar yet?
USA - Saturday, November 15, 2008 at 14:21:44 (PST)

Wow this is one lame wall people!!!

Get out those cans of spraypaint and go to town God Damn it!!!
Cazadero, CA USA - Friday, October 31, 2008 at 20:10:22 (PDT)

First man on the moon was Neil Armstrong...but the picture you think is of him on the moon was actually Buzz Aldrin in the space suit. When Buzz was supposed to be snapping pictures of Neil taking his first step, the camera malfunctioned. So, while Neil was the first man on the moon, the pictures are of the 2nd...Buzz. True story told by Neil himself at a conference a friends attended last year for NASA. She now works for them.
Santa Rosa, CA USA - Sunday, August 17, 2008 at 17:06:58 (PDT)

Good Luck Mr. Gorky

July 20, 1969, as commander of the Apollo 11 lunar module, Neil
Armstrong was the first person to set foot on the moon.

His first words after stepping on the moon, 'that's one small step for
man, one giant leap for mankind,' were televised to earth and heard by

But just before he reentered the lander, he made the
enigmatic remark 'good luck, Mr. Gorky.'

Many people at NASA though it was a casual remark concerning some rival soviet

However, upon checking, there was no Gorky in either
the Russ ian or American space programs.

Over the years many people questioned Armstrong as to what the 'good luck,Mr. Gorky'...
statement meant, but Armstrong always just smiled.

On July 5, 1995, inTampa Bay, Florida, while answering questions following a
speech, a reporter brought up the 26-year-old question to Armstrong.
This time he finally responded.

Mr. Gorky had died, so Neil
Armstrong felt he could answer the question.

In 1938 when he was a kid in a small mid-west town, he was playing baseball with a
friend in the backyard.

His friend hit the ball, which landed
in his neighbor's yard by the bedroom windows.

His neighbors were Mr. and Mrs. Gorky.

As he leaned down to pick up the ball,
young Armstrong heard Mrs. Gorky shouting at Mr. Gorky.

'Sex! You want sex?! You'll get sex when the kid next door walks on the

True story.

G-Ville, USA - Tuesday, July 22, 2008 at 19:49:00 (PDT)

Stumptown is better than ever. The staff is awsome and the food is great. Come in on Sundays around 3pm and enjoy some of the best local bands on their beautiful huge new deck overlooking the river. There's no cover. How can you beat that. Peter brews some of the best beer in Northern Cali. Try his Rat Bastard IPA with their kitchens signiture dish of house smoked pulled pork sandwich. Dont forget about the special board. The Brie Plate and Ceviche is unbelievable. Dont miss the chance to experience this unique spot on your next visit to the beautiful Russian River.
Norcaliriverboy (he he Dianna, guess who?)
Stumptown, Ca USA - Friday, July 11, 2008 at 23:18:43 (PDT)

plan on stopping by for a Pint. Hope it's good and Cold !!!
Collierville, TN USA - Thursday, July 03, 2008 at 12:15:33 (PDT)

Hey Eli!! Run Eli RRUUNN!!
Guerneville, USA - Monday, June 23, 2008 at 17:35:27 (PDT)

Will be visiting on July 12 from funky-ass Baltimore. Can't wait. See ya soon.

"My nose is so stuffy that I can't smell my fingers" - My beloved son at age 7
Baltimore, MD USA - Thursday, June 19, 2008 at 03:58:17 (PDT)

I miss you crazy bastards and the liberating sound of a cow bell ringing. Drink a beer for me- I'm thirsty just thinking about a pint beer on the patio. Safety first.
Canada Eli
Lake of the Woods, On Canada - Saturday, May 31, 2008 at 05:30:20 (PDT)

Thanks Rachael! Jason didn't see it com'in!!!!hhahahhha
Josh S
Windsor, Ca USA - Sunday, January 13, 2008 at 20:07:10 (PST)

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